Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Why I Love My Desk Job

  • I work regular hours: Start at 9, finish at 5, every day. No "stay until the last customer leaves" crap, I can leave something and finish it the next day. Ahhhh, consistency and routine; the anxiety-riddled humans' dream.

  • I can wear my slippers under my desk. YEAH, DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, OFFICE JOB HATERS?!

  • I get free drinks. Coffee, tea, soft drinks, juice. I also get free breakfast. What a time to be alive. 

  • I can work anywhere. From home, from the park next to the office, from a coffee shop, from bed. The future is NOW. It's a bloody dream.

  • It's pretty easy to do my job with a hangover. Unless you're my boss. In which case I'd have no idea how hard it is to do this job with a hangover, obviously.

  •  Some offices are awesome. I don't have sleep pods or ball pools a la Google, but I do have a doctors, a dentist, a hairdresser, a Starbucks, a Costa, a sushi bar, a pick & mix stand, a valet service, a dry cleaners and a nursery school in my office.  

  •  You meet awesome people. I work with such a fun group of people that sometimes work doesn't feel like work. Cringey because it's true. *CRINGE*. Hope Honor doesn't read this.


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